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Rainy Day Nonsense

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:06 am
by RogerRust
Here is an extract from Rogerrust's workshop manual.

IMPACT
I nertia induced M omentary P hysical A ssistance of C omponants of a T emporary nature due to recalcitrant mechanical in-activity demonstrated by age or wear.

Any additional rules?

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 11:54 am
by dalebrignall
h o n d a had one never drive another

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 12:56 pm
by 8009STEVE
Fix Or Repair Daily


Fix It Again Tomorrow

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 1:55 pm
by Peetee
Very Worthwhile.

Rust Avoidance Is Necessary

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 1:57 pm
by stevey
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 2:26 pm
by DAVIDMCCULLOUGH
Big Money Wasted

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 2:30 pm
by bigginger
Made Of Recycled Rust In Scrapyard
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 2:31 pm
by ASL642
:o !!!!!

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:28 pm
by Peetee
Having a bad day A? :-?

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:29 pm
by paulk
Really Ordinary, Very Expensive Repairs

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 5:32 pm
by Pyoor_Kate
Found On Roadside Dead

Fix It Again Tony

And of course, the traditional:

Morris Dance: The act of jumping up and down in front of a British Leyland vehicle attempting to avoid the stream of green-brown fluid gushing forth from the alledged cooling 'system'.