Rainy Day Nonsense

Post by **RogerRust** » Mon May 26, 2008 9:06 am

Here is an extract from Rogerrust's workshop manual.

IMPACT
I nertia induced M omentary P hysical A ssistance of C omponants of a T emporary nature due to recalcitrant mechanical in-activity demonstrated by age or wear.

Any additional rules?

Post by **dalebrignall** » Mon May 26, 2008 11:54 am

h o n d a had one never drive another

Post by **8009STEVE** » Mon May 26, 2008 12:56 pm

Fix Or Repair Daily

Fix It Again Tomorrow

Post by **Peetee** » Mon May 26, 2008 1:55 pm

Very Worthwhile.

Rust Avoidance Is Necessary

Post by **stevey** » Mon May 26, 2008 1:57 pm

Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

Post by **DAVIDMCCULLOUGH** » Mon May 26, 2008 2:26 pm

Big Money Wasted

Post by **bigginger** » Mon May 26, 2008 2:30 pm

Made Of Recycled Rust In Scrapyard
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Post by **ASL642** » Mon May 26, 2008 2:31 pm

!!!!!

Post by **Peetee** » Mon May 26, 2008 4:28 pm

Having a bad day A?

Post by **paulk** » Mon May 26, 2008 4:29 pm

Really Ordinary, Very Expensive Repairs

Post by **Pyoor_Kate** » Mon May 26, 2008 5:32 pm

Found On Roadside Dead

Fix It Again Tony

And of course, the traditional:

Morris Dance: The act of jumping up and down in front of a British Leyland vehicle attempting to avoid the stream of green-brown fluid gushing forth from the alledged cooling 'system'.