Morris Minor Owners Club

Ahh SEC's, we have been in discussion with Mclaren F1 industries about this phenomenon, and mooves are afoot to harness this power (similar to Kerrs) and use it to boost electronic superchargers

Far better to set up a simple winding arrangement on your front hubs and feed the power in reverse polarity. the retardation, so they say, is equivilent to wolseley 9"ers - at a fraction of the price.

Far better to set up a simple winding arrangement on your front hubs and feed the power in reverse polarity. the retardation, so they say, is equivilent to wolseley 9"ers - at a fraction of the price.[/quote]

Ahh but no where near as much fun !!
Looks like Matt should have gone to 'specsavers' with his affliction

Matt? MATT? MATT!!!???

Yes Matt.....


If you take the name Dan... gentle push it into the scroggle box just behind the sump, do the 'pincer' movement on the neighbours wild brown bear while commando.... run quickly to the back of the car and you will here "Matt" come out of the exhaust like a burp. Last time I did it I tripped over one of my paving slabs running to the back of the car and looked a bit silly when I jumped into my neighbours wifes arms to save myself.

Whilst I totally agree with Dougals, and his explanation above, I'll come clean and say sorry Datt, I mean Dan , I'm off to spec savers, so no more or , I'm truely very sorry

providing HD picture images projected onto the rear screen, of high security ,military documents

That reminds me of a little 'scare' we had where I worked. The defence contracts we had were individual and classified but snippents of information were often used in more than one contract. It was common to extract a small amount of info from extensive Microsoft spreadsheets using cut and paste (Ctrl + C etc). One day, some wise spark noticed that double clicking on the extract would open up the whole spreadsheet 'invisibly and unknowingly' hidden within the snippet. The looks on the faces of the salesmen when they realise that the 1% need-to-know extract they had included was actually 100% full on what-the-other-guy-knew classified info was a sight to see.

jonathon wrote:That reminds me of a little 'scare' we had where I worked. The defence contracts we had were individual and classified but snippents of information were often used in more than one contract. It was common to extract a small amount of info from extensive Microsoft spreadsheets using cut and paste (Ctrl + C etc). One day, some wise spark noticed that double clicking on the extract would open up the whole spreadsheet 'invisibly and unknowingly' hidden within the snippet. The looks on the faces of the salesmen when they realise that the 1% need-to-know extract they had included was actually 100% full on what-the-other-guy-knew classified info was a sight to see.

And soooooo much easier than leaving the whole laptop on a train

paulk wrote:

jonathon wrote:That reminds me of a little 'scare' we had where I worked. The defence contracts we had were individual and classified but snippents of information were often used in more than one contract. It was common to extract a small amount of info from extensive Microsoft spreadsheets using cut and paste (Ctrl + C etc). One day, some wise spark noticed that double clicking on the extract would open up the whole spreadsheet 'invisibly and unknowingly' hidden within the snippet. The looks on the faces of the salesmen when they realise that the 1% need-to-know extract they had included was actually 100% full on what-the-other-guy-knew classified info was a sight to see.

And soooooo much easier than leaving the whole laptop on a train

So, Jonathon worked on Military contracts as well as Paulk?

He's my twin now and we are often confused for each other after the accident with the SEC gyrostaticditributor.

jonathon wrote:He's my twin now and we are often confused for each other after the accident with the SEC gyrostaticditributor.

Only difference is the Tattoos on the back of our necks. Even I don't know if its me sometimes

Maybe they should get you 'chipped' like my wife's cats

Don't give my wife any ideas, she'll slip the vet a £20 to get him to do something else while I'm under

Apparently it doesn't hurt - as long as you keep your thumbs to the side of the bricks

My wife demanded that the doctor let her in so she could be sure "it was done correctly"

Did she want to hold the bricks

Nope - it was a sledge hammer