There used to be a name for those people; they were called “Werdonkeys” (And that’s an insult to donkeys). They've been around for a long time. At one time they used to take the air cleaners off MK 2 Escorts, so they would go AHRGGRRR when they accelerated (Sorry boys but there's a difference between just being noisy and sounding on song and well sorted) and the boy racer bucket exhaust is not a new invention. They also used to jack up the back end and fit wide wheels

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Today the accessories are just as tacky and pointless but it’s the nearest (As they see it) most of them are going to get to a Subaru. A local school teacher tells me that in many cases the parents see to it that “Boyo” has a “Cool” prattmobile and will ensure funds are also provided for the regulation tacky accessories (Ponse lights on the back, bodykit, CD player, low profile tyres, that look like elastic bands, various meaningless stickers and wide wheels). If they don’t the parents also lose street cred, so vanity is not the preserve of youngsters.
I think some of the “Werdonkeys” think that a “Cool” car will make them “Pull women”. I’m sure, in some cases, that it does. I remember Lord Winston (Didn’t know he’d been made a Lord) carried out an experiment (I think it was carried out in New York), where he was dressed up as a pauper with an old banger and then was dressed up more flash and drove a Bentley. He seemed to have more “Pulling” power when he was “Flash” (That said a pratted up Corsa isn't exactly a Bentley). If anyone has ever been to Blackwood in South Wales of an evening, the High Street is well known for prattmobiles parading up and down, windows down with what passes for music blaring from within what passes for a car. So I am told, some travel many miles just to drive up and down Blackwood High Street

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Isn’t it sad to think that people live their lives to impress others

? Some may say that because my cars are all well kept, it’s a form of vanity. Maybe it is (Is self respect vanity?) but a well kept car will last longer than one which is abused. Both my MGs are nigh on perfect and whilst my Traveller isn’t yet the way I would like it, it’s not bad and I am working on it as time permits. Nevertheless, I am sure most of the people in the street thing of me as the “Poor s*d down the end, with the garage full of old bangers”. Perhaps they
assume (People like that don’t think!) that as I cycle to work, it’s because none of the cars are working.
Strangely enough driving classic cars can be a bit like cycling. Other road users make assumptions about you based on their own standards. They neglect their car so anything over about ten years old must be hanging and not capable of more than 30 mph; they are unfit and can’t make a bike do more than 10 mph, so neither can anyone else.