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Post by alainmoran »

"I love the sound of a torque wrench in the morning. Sounds like ... progress!"
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Why have they called this new flu 'swine flu', why not 'pig flu' or 'pork flu' ... I decided to fnd out, so I phoned up their help line and all I got was Crackling ;)
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Post by bmcecosse »

Excellent. Glad I'm a vegetarian !
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Something else to die of.
What have we had so far?
Aids, Samonella, CJD/BSE, Millenium Bug, Bird Flu and now Swine Flu, have I missed any?, all of which were going to wipe out the human race. Well maybe not the Millenium Bug but it was going to wreck civilisation as we know it. Cynic, me?
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Post by ani »

Life's an illusion, only dreams are real

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Life's an illusion, only dreams are real
So money does grow on trees, I really do have a hareem and I can lie in as long as I want?

Excellent!
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early birds may get the worms but the second mouse always get the cheese [think about it I had to]
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if dreams are real why is there so much misery in the world
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Post by ani »

aupickup wrote:if dreams are real why is there so much misery in the world
Have you never had a miserable dream :D

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Post by aupickup »

in my dreams the world is a nice place :D :D
but we all have to wake up from our dreams :( :(
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The world IS a nice place - full of nice people like you and all the others on this website that help me fix my little beast :D :D

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and i do beleive dreams can come true, so the eater bunny told me

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so the eater bunny told me
Is that a typo or did you help out on a Monty Python film? 8)
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Post by Judge »

You can't help someone who wont be helped :wink:
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For every second hand spare part you buy a Morris Minor has to be scrapped.
Well maybe they were going there anyway
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