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alainmoran
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by alainmoran » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:23 pm
"I love the sound of a torque wrench in the morning. Sounds like ... progress!"
alainmoran
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by alainmoran » Fri May 01, 2009 2:04 pm
Why have they called this new flu 'swine flu', why not 'pig flu' or 'pork flu' ... I decided to fnd out, so I phoned up their help line and all I got was Crackling ;)
bmcecosse
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by bmcecosse » Fri May 01, 2009 2:06 pm
Excellent. Glad I'm a vegetarian !
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by mike.perry » Fri May 01, 2009 5:49 pm
Something else to die of.
What have we had so far?
Aids, Samonella, CJD/BSE, Millenium Bug, Bird Flu and now Swine Flu, have I missed any?, all of which were going to wipe out the human race. Well maybe not the Millenium Bug but it was going to wreck civilisation as we know it. Cynic, me?
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ani
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by ani » Fri May 01, 2009 11:35 pm
Life's an illusion, only dreams are real
Peetee
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by Peetee » Sat May 02, 2009 7:55 am
Life's an illusion, only dreams are real
So money does grow on trees, I really do have a hareem and I can lie in as long as I want?
Excellent!
Older and more confused than I could ever imagine possible.
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by toginthemog » Sat May 02, 2009 11:53 pm
early birds may get the worms but the second mouse always get the cheese [think about it I had to]
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aupickup
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by aupickup » Mon May 04, 2009 5:34 pm
if dreams are real why is there so much misery in the world
ani
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by ani » Mon May 04, 2009 6:36 pm
aupickup wrote: if dreams are real why is there so much misery in the world
Have you never had a miserable dream
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by aupickup » Mon May 04, 2009 6:48 pm
ani
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by ani » Mon May 04, 2009 6:51 pm
The world IS a nice place - full of nice people like you and all the others on this website that help me fix my little beast
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by aupickup » Mon May 04, 2009 7:07 pm
and i do beleive dreams can come true, so the eater bunny told me
to some
Peetee
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by Peetee » Mon May 04, 2009 11:24 pm
so the eater bunny told me
Is that a typo or did you help out on a Monty Python film?
Older and more confused than I could ever imagine possible.
Judge
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by Judge » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:54 am
You can't help someone who wont be helped
Bill Hewlett
Oxon & Berks Branch Chairman - MOT-UK Organiser (see http://www.blurb.com/books/1518384 and http://www.blurb.com/books/2422813)
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by mike.perry » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:10 am
For every second hand spare part you buy a Morris Minor has to be scrapped.
Well maybe they were going there anyway
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