A thought for the day

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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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Screwdrivers screw, and wrenches wrench. Why don't hammers ham or spanners span? Or fingers fing for that matter?
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"Scientists believe that radiation from cell phones throws off bees' navigation system. You know, just like it does to drivers on the highway."
- Jay Leno
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The reason I get lost in thought is because it is, to me, rather unfamiliar territory.
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
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Luxobarge - where do you get all these from? :o
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Sidney'61 wrote:Luxobarge - where do you get all these from? :o
Hehe - drugs, or a twisted mind, not sure which came first. Or too much cellulose fumes.... :wink: :wink:
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
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:roll: :lol:

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Spotted this near Queenstown<br>Image<br>
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hmm, what a lovely way of diverting your attention from the road ahead... :(
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That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains."
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
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I am a nobody.

Nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year...
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
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So... so you think you can tell... heaven from hell.....
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Blue skies from grey?
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Can you tell a green field... From a cold steel rail.....

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Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
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Were gonna need a bigger boat!
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Heaven won't have me and Hell don't need me....!!
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PSL184 wrote:Heaven won't have me and Hell don't need me....!!
Hmmmmm must be in politics :roll:
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