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MarkyB
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by MarkyB » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:49 am
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
NZJLY
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by NZJLY » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:24 pm
Screwdrivers screw, and wrenches wrench. Why don't hammers ham or spanners span? Or fingers fing for that matter?
NZJLY
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by NZJLY » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:26 pm
"Scientists believe that radiation from cell phones throws off bees' navigation system. You know, just like it does to drivers on the highway."
- Jay Leno
Luxobarge
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by Luxobarge » Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:47 pm
The reason I get lost in thought is because it is, to me, rather unfamiliar territory.
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
Luxobarge
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by Luxobarge » Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:40 am
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
Sidney'61
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by Sidney'61 » Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:51 pm
Luxobarge - where do you get all these from?
Andy W____________1961 2-door 948cc (Sidney)_____________1963 2-door 1275cc (Emily)_______
Luxobarge
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by Luxobarge » Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:18 pm
Sidney'61 wrote: Luxobarge - where do you get all these from?
Hehe - drugs, or a twisted mind, not sure which came first. Or too much cellulose fumes....
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
Luxobarge
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by Luxobarge » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:25 pm
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
ASL642
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by ASL642 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:45 pm
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Longdog
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by Longdog » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:32 pm
Spotted this near Queenstown<br>
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Sidney'61
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by Sidney'61 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:37 pm
hmm, what a lovely way of diverting your attention from the road ahead...
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Luxobarge
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by Luxobarge » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:48 pm
That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains."
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
Luxobarge
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by Luxobarge » Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:32 pm
I am a nobody.
Nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
Luxobarge
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by Luxobarge » Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:17 pm
We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year...
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
Luxobarge
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by Luxobarge » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:38 am
So... so you think you can tell... heaven from hell.....
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
bigginger
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by bigginger » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:15 pm
Blue skies from grey?
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Luxobarge
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by Luxobarge » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:47 pm
Can you tell a green field... From a cold steel rail.....
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
Longdog
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by Longdog » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:54 pm
Were gonna need a bigger boat!
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PSL184
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by PSL184 » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:57 pm
Heaven won't have me and Hell don't need me....!!
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NZJLY
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by NZJLY » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:17 am
PSL184 wrote: Heaven won't have me and Hell don't need me....!!
Hmmmmm must be in politics