A thought for the day

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Never eat more than you can lift.
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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For an engineer, the glass was the wrong size to start with......
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening
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My idea of cleaning is to sweep the room with a glance...
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If things don't change, they will stay the way they are & did you know it is impossible to listen with your mouth open ?
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil
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A Morris Minor is for the year, not just Summer :wink:
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JuNK512G wrote:If things don't change, they will stay the way they are
Oi!! that was my first one :roll: :wink: :lol:
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If all else fails - read the instructions


I don't think anyone has done that one but its getting difficult to keep track
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The man (or woman) who never made a mistake never made anything.
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Judge wrote:
JuNK512G wrote:If things don't change, they will stay the way they are
Oi!! that was my first one :roll: :wink: :lol:
Sorry about that Bill, I can only refer you to Kevin's last one ! :oops: Charlie.
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:lol:
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one from the World of Land Rovers....

If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks...well...it probably needed replacing anyways
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Luxobarge wrote:Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
:lol: :P :lol:
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything
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A balanced diet is a cake in each hand
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