A thought for the day

Post by **Luxobarge** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:08 pm

Never eat more than you can lift.

Post by **Luxobarge** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:08 am

It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.

Post by **Kevin** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:18 pm

For an engineer, the glass was the wrong size to start with......

Post by **Luxobarge** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:40 am

Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?

Post by **Luxobarge** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:43 am

Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?

Post by **Luxobarge** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:43 am

Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening

Post by **Sidney'61** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:48 pm

My idea of cleaning is to sweep the room with a glance...

Post by **JuNK512G** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:33 pm

If things don't change, they will stay the way they are & did you know it is impossible to listen with your mouth open ?

Post by **Luxobarge** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:02 am

As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil

Post by **Judge** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:33 pm

A Morris Minor is for the year, not just Summer

Post by **Judge** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:34 pm

JuNK512G wrote:If things don't change, they will stay the way they are

Oi!! that was my first one

Post by **mike.perry** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:43 pm

If all else fails - read the instructions

I don't think anyone has done that one but its getting difficult to keep track

Post by **Kevin** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:18 pm

The man (or woman) who never made a mistake never made anything.

Post by **JuNK512G** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:13 pm

Judge wrote:
JuNK512G wrote:If things don't change, they will stay the way they are
Oi!! that was my first one

Sorry about that Bill, I can only refer you to Kevin's last one !

Charlie.

Post by **Judge** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:17 pm

Post by **luridhue** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:01 pm

one from the World of Land Rovers....

If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks...well...it probably needed replacing anyways

Post by **Luxobarge** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:53 pm

Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.

Post by **Sidney'61** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:13 pm

Luxobarge wrote:Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.

Post by **Luxobarge** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:20 am

The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything

Post by **Sidney'61** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:38 pm

A balanced diet is a cake in each hand