Morris Minor Owners Club

Albert Higgins, the man who invented Predictive Text, has died. His funfair will be held next monkey.

Les !!! That's really terrible.


(I keep my proactive toast turned off)

Ouch!

Try this one----- a weasel walks into a pub, and strolls up to the bar. The barman leans over the counter looks down at the weasel and says: In all my years behind this bar I've never served anyone like you before. What will it be then? "Pop" goes the weasel!

Some of Ken Dodd's one liners were priceless, such as:-

I haven't spoken to the mother in law for eighteen years, as I don't want to interrupt her

or

I told the Inland Revenue I don't owe them anything, as I live by the sea.

My Ken Dodd favourite:

When I began working, income tax was tuppence in the pound. I thought it still was!