Morris Minor Owners Club

The wife of my mate has recently left him, he's in shock she took his Bob Marley CDs, the tv and satellite dish. Poor man -------No Woman No Skye.

Lucky so and so, most of the aforementioned items can be replaced very easily

What doughnuts does Bob Marley like best??
With jammin

Some guys have all the luck !!!

This sort of thing reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjMbWtl49uY, where Wally is talking about how he foolishly made himself more attractive (About 15.30).

Reminds me of a mate of mine who was married to a lady who never did any cleaning; the house was absolutely filthy. After some years, the bloke realised that he batted the other way and so his wife left and a young man moved in. The young chap was a fastidious cleaner and soon had the house spotless. No woman, no grime.

Then there were the Yodeling World Championships where the competitors lined up to form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue-eue

These jokes are getting worse

What jokes are they then

Saudi Arabia don't show The Flintstones... but Abu Dhabi do....

Sorry

That's a good one

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. (Almost Morris related)

firedrake1942 wrote:Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. (Almost Morris related)

Stroll on.....

Thatcher knocked THAT on the head!

Why do Norwegian warships have a bar code painted down the side?

Because they have to Scandinavian