Morris Minor Owners Club

Posted: **Thu Jun 23, 2016 11:18 pm**

My wife ran off with the local farmer...I had no idea it had happened until she left me a John Deere letter!

Posted: **Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:28 am**

Posted: **Sat Jun 25, 2016 5:40 am**

hopefully she didn't take your Morris with her?

Posted: **Sat Jun 25, 2016 9:33 am**

Yer sense of humour drove her to it

Posted: **Sat Jun 25, 2016 9:48 am**

Do you know where she went? Have you tractor down?

Posted: **Sat Jun 25, 2016 11:16 am**

Was he your best friend or is he now

Posted: **Sat Jun 25, 2016 11:29 am**

amgrave wrote:Was he your best friend or is he now

You mean something along the lines of:
My wife left me for my best friend... funny thing is, I've never met him

Posted: **Sat Jun 25, 2016 12:49 pm**

I know a few farmers that have taken a physics degrees and now they are outstanding in their own fields

Posted: **Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:22 pm**

tractor down to to newholland

Posted: **Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:23 pm**

I think I know that farmer guy!

He's got a "Magic" tractor.... It turned into a field!

(I know..... I know...)

G

Posted: **Tue Aug 23, 2016 12:52 am**

Mow me down with a feather

The wife left me!