Morris Minor Owners Club

I have spent the last 5 days like a good deal of the population of this fair isle, coughing sneezing and generally being miserable.
The missus has decided to help by inventing MUMs, that is Man up Mints.
They would take the size and shape of refreshers but would borrow an idea from the makers of love hearts.
Printed on said mints would be the phrases, "there there" or "Never mind" "could be worse" or "oh dear"
How I stumbled across such a sympathetic, empathetic and patient soul remains an absolute mystery to me.
I do hope she cops it
Sniff.

You're all heart !
Bob

For such a serious condition as man flu they will surely be prescription only......

Malt Whisky!! Just keep taking the 'medicine' till you feel 'better'... It works...

You see, this is why we wanted the Scots to stay in the union.
At times of deepest crisis, manflu epidemics and the like, there is always a sterling (pardon the pun) idea comes from North of the border that is eminently practical, affordable and perfectly acceptable to the recipient.
Laphroig will do nicely.

Indeed!

Keeping taking it makes me fall over.Admitted,flu has been forgotten by then(and most other things too).