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Tricks of the trade ...!!

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:49 pm
by delwin
1. If it does not move when you hit it, the hammer ain't big enough

2. When all else fails read the bl@@#y instructions

3. Read the handbook?? Thats like cheating ain't it

4. Copperslip is very good spread on threads of nuts and bolts, it prevents corrosion, is easy to undo, the fixings are reusable and it will resist the effects of pig s##t

5. For certain applications, a left handed ferret thats handy with a paint brush is a useful addition to any tool box.

Re: Tricks of the trade ...!!

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:39 pm
by philthehill
You forgot to mention the ROUND TUIT :D Always useful.

Re: Tricks of the trade ...!!

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 7:56 pm
by irmscher
How much is a left handed Ferret Delwin :lol:

Re: Tricks of the trade ...!!

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:40 pm
by dalebrignall
a long wait

Re: Tricks of the trade ...!!

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:42 pm
by delwin
hmm left hand ferret, cost you 2 gerbils, a hamster and a round tuit!! :D

Re: Tricks of the trade ...!!

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:13 pm
by mobylette
Swap you for a box of sprocket holes.

Re: Tricks of the trade ...!!

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:04 pm
by lambrettalad
and a large tub of elbow grease