Morris Minor Owners Club

We need a caption competition.
Starting with the latest magazines front cover.
"you left the starting handle where?"

"watch where you're going, you'll run over that person taking a picture"

"I thought YOU had put petrol in!"

Aidensfield, how far's that?

"..and here you can see it has the original airbags."

"You were only supposed to blow the b****y doors off. Not the roof as well!!"

or "Stop moaning about the lack of catering. I told you to pack a corned beef sandwich in case of an emergency but you wouldn't listen"

LouiseM wrote:"You were only supposed to blow the b****y doors off. Not the roof as well!!"

or "Stop moaning about the lack of catering. I told you to pack a corned beef sandwich in case of an emergency but you wouldn't listen"

Brilliant,
fun is back in vogue
Keep it coming folks

"What do you mean you 'picked up' 2 front wings and a performance exhaust for a Minor in the hope that they will make this go faster?"

I'm more worried about the poor child who is sitting in the pushchair in the background!!!

brucek wrote:I'm more worried about the poor child who is sitting in the pushchair in the background!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Good eyes!

Woman with pushchair - "I'm hoping they won't notice that I've smuggled the dog in"

or "She's scared of clowns"

Do we have to tow this all the way home?

"Yeah, it does that sometimes"
or
"nought to a hundred in one centenary"
or
"That does work; you just have to..."

"Did you remember to pack the tent?"

you put the tent pegs in the tent bag ,

"I told you not to eat all those beans !"

"Left a bit or you'll hit the date"

Seen as this thread has dried up a bit...How about captions for this pic

"Just keep going...I don't security have seen us."[frame][/frame]

Ed China, Paul Brackley and Mike Brewer select the next car to appear on Wheeler Dealers - one careful owner, small amount of bodywork required, self parking mechanism included