Morris Minor Owners Club

Does it exist? I think so

Morris Minor Paranoia

Symptoms include Totally ignoring the following

[*] not overheating
[*] no untoward noises
[*] running really well
[*] brakes working like new
[*] fan belt not slipping
[*] all gauges working
[*] etc..........................

leading to a disbelief that something is not wrong with the car,and constant checking ,especially after midnight

should I go to a Doctor?

Think you need to go and lie down in a darkened room!

http://youtu.be/w6hs8uPx3Wk?t=31s

This should sort you out!

"I have a name ,not a number".Where is the big white balloon?

As with all these things...

What happens when you wake up and start the engine

But yes when you run out of things to pull apart, clean put back to gether and you have no leaks. then it's time to get another Minor.............

Could be worse.

You rush out after midnight in just your nightgown, to check those non existent problems.

To realise once out in the garage, not only did you put your wife's four inch heals on, but also managed to smudge your lip stick in the rush to get out!

lambrettalad wrote:Does it exist? I think so

Morris Minor Paranoia

Symptoms include Totally ignoring the following

[*] not overheating
[*] no untoward noises
[*] running really well
[*] brakes working like new
[*] fan belt not slipping
[*] all gauges working
[*] etc..........................

leading to a disbelief that something is not wrong with the car,and constant checking ,especially after midnight

should I go to a Doctor?

You've been spending too much time with another poster to this forum.

You forgot to check the oil and water. Could have serious problems

Perfect
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz_6jagv_D4

See this thread and expect someone to post this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGtXlBbWeB4

Morris Minor paranoia? Getting up in the middle of the night? My God I can't even make it to bed in the first place!