Well there is good news and bad news.
The good news is he got a friend to translate the lyrics;
MORRIS MINOR BISS - (ONLY A MORRIS MINOR)
A very popular and special car
it’s equiped with the latest technology
its got central locking with hooks to secure it
automatic windows that slide down on their own while I’m driving
I have to push it to start it
the gearbox is so smooth it’s like a sewing machine
the airconditioning is dire so I use a hairdryer
power steering’s so good, each day it gets stiffer
Ole Ole - its not so bad it still has four wheels
Ole Ole - it struggles uphill
Ala xanxe - the seats are reclining
Ala xanxe - for the odd bit of nooky
Baby, can I sit in the front
Baby, take me out for a spin
If I put it in first, it goes in reverse
When I switch on the indicators, the radiator gets hotter
When I switch on the lights, the battery goes flat
The silencer is peppered, like it’s been out whoring
Power brakes are so old, they’re on their last legs
Its got rustproofing everywhere with the best Linseed oil
The wipers stop working when they get wet
The horn sounds like someone farting
Ole Ole - its not so bad it still has four wheels
Ole Ole - it struggles uphill
Ala xanxe - the seats are reclining
Ala xanxe - for the odd bit of nooky
Baby, this will surely pass the test
Baby, Morris Minor the best
The bad news is that the car itself fell victim of the Maltese scrappage scheme
Joe is available for rallies, national or otherwise Bar Mitzvahs and weddings.