Morris Minor Owners Club

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you to

happy christmas to you as well lee, and all on the forum

Merry Christmas and a Happy, Trouble Free, breakdown-less, everything works just as it should New Year to all.

Thought you might also like a great recipe for Christmas Cake - well worth the effort - believe me

Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
lots of nuts
1 bottle Brandy
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the brandy to check quality and consistency. Take a large bowl, check the brandy again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the brandy is shtill OK.

Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the mixerer.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick fruit off floor.

Mix on the turnerer thingy.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver.

Sample the brandy to check for tonsisticity and that it is shtill OK.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something else white. Who careshz.

Check the brandy.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you have left.

Greash the oven and wee in the fridge.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the empty bowl at the dog/cat/window, finish the brandy

Fall into bed.

CHERRY MISTMAS

well.... it made me smile anyway

i wish all morris minors a very merry christmas , but i need a best wishes and good luck back as i an going to try and fit new front windscreen rubber seal and centre pillar in my 52 split screen , given a choice i would rather put a screen in my other toy[frame][/frame] MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY ATB STEVE

I like the T rod now if you wanted to give me that for christmas i would be pleased

Merry Christmas to everyone! Hope you all have a good one[frame][/frame]

I heard a phrase the other day: Remember that Christmas is nothing without Christ. How true.

Yes, Happy Christmas and a Happy New Year to all Minor owners out there.

simmitc wrote:I heard a phrase the other day: Remember that Christmas is nothing without Christ. How true.

Absolutely!