Once again, I thank you all for your quick replies. Very informative.
Now then -- the meat of the issue. I went home this weekend and took about fifteen shots of the torsion bar and the whole right front suspension. It was very illustrative. What we know is this simple fact: the torsion bar HAS NOT gone through the floor. (And thank every god man's ever believed in! Didn't want to have to replace floor panels.) Bar is still firmly attached to what looks like a healthy and happy crossmember.
There was a large rock that had bounced between the torsion bar and the chassis, and seemed to be pushing the bar down. (Also it was wedged in there REALLY WELL.) Some prying later, the rock came out, but the bar still seems to be sitting low. Not sure -- couldn't compare to the other side, because the muffler was in the way.
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This is the entire right-front suspension, or at least as much as would fit in the frame. Obviously, it's on the jack, and so it doesn't really look like there's a big problem with the ride height. Just wait. Oh, and no criticism of my tardiness with the undercoating...

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The lovely damper. I'm no expert, of course, but it looks like it's in fair condition. I haven't looked inside yet, nor have I put any new fluid in. But that'll be one of the first things I try when I get back home on 5 May. Is there an optimal fluid to use? I have lots of reference books, so I can look it up when I'm home, unless you like other kinds.
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And the torsion bar where it attaches to the crossmember. (There's not actually that much rust -- I increased the contrast so you could see it better, but it made the rust darker.) As you can see, it's quite well attached. You may be able to pick out the rock back there -- as I mentioned, it's removed now. But setting the car back down didn't cause the torsion bar to spring back up. Thoughts? The bar looks too low to me, but I couldn't compare with the other side.
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Finally and most interestingly, a difficult-to-achieve shot under the front of the wing facing backward. Yes, that's the kingpin smack against -- wait, that's not a bump-stop? I'm afraid it is, my friends. The other side has the classic egg-shaped centrally mounted one, but this side is offset to the rear, and is wedge-shaped, or at least it once was. Now it's compacted severely on the front side. Is this something pressing to replace or can it wait a while?
That's what I know so far, kids. As I mentioned, I do have more photos, mostly from different angles. If you need a specific view, I'll look around and try to post something that suits you.