Took so long!

[alanworland]

Logged on tonight but spent so long reading 'terms and conditions' it's now bedtime!!

[billlobban]

Since you ahve now know them backwards could you please post a short summary so I dont have to bother reading them

[pao7psb]

I often think it would be much more honest if the dialogue boxes which pop up when there is an error on your computer had a "Whatever!" option.

Also my computer seems to be a bit of a drama queen - "Fatal error has ocurred"...

[PSL184]

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[MarkyB]

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.

Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.

This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.

[pao7psb]

[Fingolfin]

Such wonderful, wonderful poetry. I really did enjoy that.

I know they say to always read the conditions for everything -- and, yes, for mortgages and credit card offers and bank loans, anything concerning money, that is true -- but most 'blogs and 'boards have the same gist. Don't spam, don't blow up, don't post naughty pictures. Et cetera ad infinitum.

[Kevin]

Remember it was only done because of the number of posts saying they hadn't seen them when a posting breeeching the rules occured, so no excuses now