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Best Opening Paragraph on an Ebay Description...
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:15 pm
by pao7psb
I think this might have legs... here's my nomination!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-METRO-VAND ... 2eaad7898d
Re: Best Opening Paragraph on an Ebay Description...
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:25 pm
by Sidney'61
Great one!
They say the sellers should always be truthful in their descriptions...
Re: Best Opening Paragraph on an Ebay Description...
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:39 pm
by marcusthemoose
excellent
must be a brave bloke
Re: Best Opening Paragraph on an Ebay Description...
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:52 pm
by linearaudio
Last year when our Thomson freeview/topup tv digital recorder packed up, I looked on Ebay for a replacement.
A chap was selling one on there which he had just bought new. He condemned it from start to finish, opening the description with "a completely useless, unreliable piece of cr*p, bought in error, anyone foolish enough to bid for it needs their head examined. Any profits made will go straight to Marie Curie Cancer fund".
It attracted a lot of bids and sold for £56! The buyer was warned!!
Re: Best Opening Paragraph on an Ebay Description...
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:25 pm
by bmcecosse
Looks like a nice car - top of the range VDP! What's to turn nose up at ?
Re: Best Opening Paragraph on an Ebay Description...
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:46 pm
by SvMinor
Brilliant "Snobby little cow"
Re: Best Opening Paragraph on an Ebay Description...
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:37 am
by ASL642
He should have bought her a Minor
Re: Best Opening Paragraph on an Ebay Description...
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:46 pm
by MarkyB
Re: Best Opening Paragraph on an Ebay Description...
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:13 pm
by linearaudio
Not over-playing the Zebart at all
Re: Best Opening Paragraph on an Ebay Description...
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:26 pm
by d_harris
I want that metro!!