Just reading my Haynes manual

Post by **sgray** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:05 pm

according to my newly arrived Haynes manual..

"Once a year, or every 12000 miles, it is a sound scheme to visit your local main agent and have the underside of the body steam cleaned. This will take about 1 1/2hrs and costs about £2"

Sound's a bargain - now where do you suppose my local main agent is?

Simon

Post by **ssnjimb** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:18 pm

lol

i will do it for £2 + the following

Cups of tea on demand/Facilitys to wash the waxoil out of my hair/the use of your washer/dryer/a meal/more cups of tea/beer tokens/a ride home

Jamie

Post by **Dean** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:46 pm

Good job you put "home" on the end of your sentence there Jamie!

Post by **ssnjimb** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:45 pm

lol

Jamie

Post by **bmcecosse** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:34 pm

And think of the environmental impact of all that gunge being washed off the underside!

Post by **sgray** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:24 am

Gunge ! How very dare you !

Post by **bmcecosse** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:11 pm

Dunno if it's a great idea to 'read' the HAYNES - Mini lads call it HBOL - Haynes Book of Lies. Useful for resting coffee cup on though! Far better with the Leyland Workshop Manual for car repairs.