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nigelr2000......"Przepraszam?" translates as "Excuse me?", so your post of "I'm sorry????" was uncannily close

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Poles generally are not well up on the "how may elephants" line of corny jokes, and if, on top of that, he or she didn't speak English, well.......that's the joke. (Just!).
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linearaudio, it is catted, and has electronic ignition. And it has been out of production for several years now. It was to Poland what the Moggie was to Britain, in many ways, although there wasn't a van or traveller version. When I first came here they were everywhere, but now you can be out all day and see only one or two.
It's tough living in a forest miles from anywhere AND trying to be environmentally friendly......during the winter we have to burn wood and coal to stay alive. The alternative would be to use heaps of electricity, with the power station burning the coal for us! Gas or oil is not an option as the delivery vehicle would often be unable to reach the house through the snowy forest.
There's more to Poland than cabbage. It's just about the nicest place in the European Union. Good manners and common civility reign. I can walk just about anywhere, and if I come across a farmer he waves and wishes me well, rather than shouting "Get orf my land!"
I'm just back from a full day in our local market town, and what a very pleasant day it was. The town has an air of being on the way up.............a phenomena I didn't experience anywhere during a four-year return to England between 2004 and 2008. Quietly industrious and with immense patience, the Poles continue to build a brighter future for themselves.
A fair deal, really.....Poland got me, and in return blessed the UK with tens of thousands of Poles.
That's what I call a good exchange rate

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