Morris Minor Owners Club

Taken at the national.



your suggestions please......

"All hail the Minor"

"Yes, I do believe you have a minor problem."

"If we bend down like this the clowns won't spot us"

or

"A frantic scrabble for the last wet wipe in the pack"

Duz my bum look big in this?

"This rectangular board with strange symbols on holds the code that once unravelled will hold the key to helping all of us find our own cars again"

The concourse judges:
"Just there, see? It's tiny I admit but I think it's a bit of dust"
"I dunno. I can't see anything. Perhaps it's on your glasses?"
"Well either way we're going to have to mark it down"
"Why?"
"Cos you've put a flipping big handprint on the wing you wally"

"The map says the trunnion trove is buried right here"

Minor Mecca discovered.

How can a nut disappear so completly, it must be here.

Roni wrote:How can a nut disappear so completly, it must be here.

Damn, you beat me to it

Well you had it last not me...............

do you think they've seen us?

Ah! -big end problems!

"sheepdog demonstration goes wrong and 4 owners get hearded into an engine bay..."

Declan_Burns wrote:Ah! -big end problems!

Dan - just one of many priceless captions here - I don't know how you're going to pick a winner

Novel cycle parking causes a minor stir at the national

Who's idea was it to give a prize for the highest number of flies on a Morris Minor number plate anyway!!!!!!!

"Sorry, but we can't see our faces in this chrome bumper!"
Dan "You can honest, get lower and closer"
"No! Still can't"
Dan "closer"
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5° BTDC
Na, says 8 on the dial!
What dial?
The one on the village clock-I can just about see it from here!