Morris Minor Owners Club

Being dragged to Romford Dogs last Saturday in aid of my mother's 60th birthday celebrations not only had me ending up considerably out of pocket, but also rather skeptical about the future between myself and Jeremy, my Mogbeast.

Skipping through the evenings races, I came across a dog running named Morris Minor, so when it came to having to place my bets I decided to chance my luck with a fiver to win, only for the poor dog to be the only one throughout the whole nights racing to not finish!

Oooek!

Typical!

The weight of your fiver slowed the dog down. This happens when I bet on a horse.

The poor dog has probably has an inferiority complex and been subject to every jape and jest by his canine peers because he was named after a moggy.

Peetee wrote:The poor dog has probably has an inferiority complex and been subject to every jape and jest by his canine peers because he was named after a moggy.

I feared this may be the case.