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A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a farm, and talks with an old farmer. He tells the farmer, I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation.

The old farmer says: 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

The water representative says: 'Mister, I have the authority of the Government with me. See this card? It means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and spies the water rep running for his life and close behind is the farmer's bull. The bull is gaining with every step.

The rep is clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs...

'Your card! Show him your card!'

That joke remined me of this story.

Two radio operators, one of them aboard a U.S. Navy ship, had the
following exchange:

Radio 1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a
collision.

Radio 2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees.

Radio 1: This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert
your course.

Radio 2: No, I say again, divert YOUR course.

Radio 1: This is an aircraft carrier of the U.S. Navy. We are a large
warship. Divert your course now!

Radio 2: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Mod, please move to a jokes thread if there is one. ( if there isnt i will start one)
Only joking
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best thing rob I have the vid of that