How cold is cold?

[RogerRust]

Cold is a relative term. Use the handy list below to overcome the confusion:


Degrees (Fahrenheit)
65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)

50 - Miami residents turn on the heat

45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts

40 - You can see your breath

- Californians shiver uncontrollably

- Minnesotans go swimming

35 - Italian cars don't start

32 - Water freezes

30 - You plan your vacation to Australia

25 - Ohio water freezes

- Californians weep pitiably

- Minnesotans eat ice cream

- Canadians go swimming

20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless

- New York City water freezes

- Miami residents plan vacation further South

15 - French cars don't start

- Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you

10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going

5 - American cars don't start

0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts

-10 - German cars don't start

- Eyes freeze shut when you blink

-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo

- Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects

- Miami residents cease to exist

-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pyjamas with you

- Politicians actually do something about the homeless

- Minnesotans shovel snow off roof

- Japanese cars don't start

-25 - Too cold to think

- You need jumper cables to get the driver going

-30 - You plan a two week hot bath

- Swedish cars don't start

-40 - Californians disappear

- Minnesotans button top button

- Canadians put on sweaters

- Your car helps you plan your trip South

-50 - Congressional hot air freezes

- Russian cars don't start

- Alaskans close the bathroom window

-80 - Hell freezes over

- Polar bears move South

-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets

[stevey]

what about Baltic?

[mike.perry]

At what temperature is it dangerous to pee outdoors?

[Ratbag]

You forgot -90 Newcastle girls wear tights on night out.

[FrankM83]

should come to newcastle then

[Kevin]

At what temperature is it dangerous to pee outdoors?

Good Grief Mike I didnt know you still had outside Lavvies in Reading

[Cam]

You forgot -90 Newcastle girls wear tights on night out.

very true. I used to live there for a while. The lads would still be in T-shirts though at that temperature.