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two dates from Minor Matters

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 7:34 pm
by RogerRust
MMOC members might like to apply for,

Tickets for the mini plant tour £5 see page 8 of Minor Matters

I've applied fpr 11.00 am or 1.00 pm :D

AND
The Morris Minor Birthday party at Gaydon see page 9

Be there or be square! :lol:

Roger

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:09 pm
by ASL642
I'll be there - can anyone tell me how to do a risk assessment on a Regalia Table full of gearknobs and fleeces?!!

As far as tickets for the Mini Plant tours are concerned get em quick before they're gone folks!!

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:27 pm
by paulk
Risk assesments are easy.

Low Risk- Fleeces
Even Numptys can't beat them self to death with a fleece.

Medium Risk- Gearknobs
Potential for customers to drop item on foot when told how much it is.
Suggest all customers within 50ft issued with Hard hats and safety
boots

High Risk- Lapel Badges
Apart from the obvious stabbing risk of a 10mm long pin they are also small, brightly coloured and easily swallowed. Chrome plated ones are no doubt carcenogenic and I'd imagine the enamel has a half life of millenia.
Only option is for staff selling these little Death traps to wear full Bio hazard suits and potential customers must first sign a disclaimer before they can even look at them.

And don't even ask about windscreen stickers :evil:

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:31 am
by Peetee
Don't forget the zips on fleeces. Highly injurous during 'towel flick' manouevers.

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 11:06 am
by wibble_puppy
ha ha - i still have the scars on two knuckles from a playful tussle aged 12 when the zip of the opponent's jacket ripped through my vicelike grip :D 8)

wibble aka "Scarknuckles" 8)

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 11:28 am
by ASL642
:lol: :lol: Well that certainly has given me some ideas!! thanks folks
and I dread to think what you could do with a book!!

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 2:09 pm
by rayofleamington
I dread to think what you could do with a book!!
Somebody stand on them to get a better view! And as you well know, the working at heights regulations require hand rails to be securely fitted etc...

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 2:23 pm
by ASL642
Oh great! a Regalia table with handrails !! Really attractive! :lol:

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 2:35 pm
by LouiseM
The handrails would be useful for hanging the club tea towels from :lol:

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:54 pm
by ASL642
Adds tea towels to "list of things to take" and string for use having cut zips out of fleeces. :lol:

Re: two dates from Minor Matters

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:54 am
by Judge
RogerRust wrote:Be there or be square! :lol:

Roger
Sorry, it looks like I'll be square :(