School 1960 vs School 2007
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:08 pm
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1960-Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.
2007-Police called. Armed Response Unit arrivesand arrest Johnny and Mark. Mobile with video of fight are confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are issued and both are suspended, even though Johnny started it. Divisionary conferences and parents meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.
Scenario: Jeffery wont sit still in class, disrupts other students.
1960- Jeffery is sent to the principles office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007-Jeffery is given a huge dose of Retalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffery has a disability. Drops out of school.
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbours car and Dad gives him the slipper.
1960- Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal and becomes a successful businessman.
2007- Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to a foster home and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and Dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.
Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school.
1960- Mark shares a cigarette with school principle in the smoking area.
2007- police are called and Mark is expelled for drug possession. his car is searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario: Mohammed fails English exam.
1960- Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes on to college.
2007- Mohammed's case is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil liberties association files class actionlawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario: Johnny tahes apart leftover fireworks, puts then in a paint tin and blows up an ant hill
1960-Ants die.
2007- MI5 and police are called. Johnny is charged with perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from home, computers are confiscated, Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario: Billy falls during break and scrapes his knee. His teacher,Mary, finds him crying and gives him a hug to comfort him.
1960- Billy soon feels better and goes back to playing.
2007- Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in prison. Billy has 5 years of therapy. Becomes gay.
1960-Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.
2007-Police called. Armed Response Unit arrivesand arrest Johnny and Mark. Mobile with video of fight are confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are issued and both are suspended, even though Johnny started it. Divisionary conferences and parents meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.
Scenario: Jeffery wont sit still in class, disrupts other students.
1960- Jeffery is sent to the principles office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007-Jeffery is given a huge dose of Retalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffery has a disability. Drops out of school.
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbours car and Dad gives him the slipper.
1960- Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal and becomes a successful businessman.
2007- Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to a foster home and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and Dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.
Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school.
1960- Mark shares a cigarette with school principle in the smoking area.
2007- police are called and Mark is expelled for drug possession. his car is searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario: Mohammed fails English exam.
1960- Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes on to college.
2007- Mohammed's case is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil liberties association files class actionlawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario: Johnny tahes apart leftover fireworks, puts then in a paint tin and blows up an ant hill
1960-Ants die.
2007- MI5 and police are called. Johnny is charged with perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from home, computers are confiscated, Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario: Billy falls during break and scrapes his knee. His teacher,Mary, finds him crying and gives him a hug to comfort him.
1960- Billy soon feels better and goes back to playing.
2007- Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in prison. Billy has 5 years of therapy. Becomes gay.