Morris Minor Owners Club

men who own minors collectively referred to as moggy men or morris men - the worrying part......
How many are actually morris dancers too?

I have my suspicions of one hardened dancer (you know who you are plane chucker ) and one in training as he's growing a beard

Yes i know i'm a sad soul for wondering but know i must ! so fess up !

Reckon there should be dancing minors at the national next year - would sure put a spanner in the works when people googled for morris dancers

Nothing wrong with Morris dancing, especially on May morning in Oxford

Oh yes there is!
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LMAO - one outed one objective - mind you wassailing is just as bad BG

No taste you two

Nothing wrong with Morris Men or Molly Dancing. You should go to the Straw Bear Festival, Whittlesea - Jan each year.

Good day out, will check when I'm there next to see if any actually do drive Morris'

Orkney wrote:LMAO - one outed one objective - mind you wassailing is just as bad BG

Agreed...

What do you think about ceilidhs? I went to my first one a few months ago and it was way more fun than I was expecting it to be.

Who, me? I'm sure you can guess
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bigginger wrote:Who, me? I'm sure you can guess
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Very sad Surely Kevin feels differently, afterall they seem to be very popular in Orkney. .......and yes, I do enjoy them

our branch vice chairman does morris dancing,he even goes to forigen climes to do it is it some kind of old war dance or am i barking up the wrong tree?

our branch chairman does morris dancing,he even goes to forigen climes to do it

intercontinental ballistic morris dancers

Surely Kevin feels differently,

oh i'm not a morrisdancerist - theres a place for them in society just so long as its not at my place or any place i'm at

What do you think about ceilidhs?

Not too fussed about them to be honest - i dont need an excuse to get drunk
You'll be souring ebay for a utility kilt and a claymore then Alex - that and some red beard dye and you'll be invited to loads more

Orkney wrote:I have my suspicions of one hardened dancer (you know who you are plane chucker ) ..........

Just thought I'd have another go at plane chucking and beat my own best score (Global Rating now 890) Perhaps if you want to improve your own poor scores (you know who you are ) you should take up Morris dancing

I tried Morris Dancing but me and the car couldn't decide who should lead and he drove off to the buffet table in a huff.

been scouring the net but cant find the old paul hogan fosters ad where he sees the shindig and asks which ones morris - thought it would cheer up the Judging one

I had to give up Morris dancing because I kept hitting my head against the dashboard

i've tried morris dancing... with sticks
and it was fun!

Are you beginning to feel outnumbered Kevin & BG

No way ! at least badfelafel had a go with the morris nun chucks (or whatever they are called) but i dont see many owning up to tying cat bells to thier sock suspenders and waving thier M&S hankies around for all to see whilst looking in need of a large bean bag and bulk delivery of preparation H
Anyway Bill statistics show that if you dont do Morris Dancing your better at the paper plane game

Judge wrote:Are you beginning to feel outnumbered Kevin & BG

Doesn't matter - I know I'm right
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