New European Names Descriptions Act
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:42 pm
I have it on good authority, that Lawyers working on behalf of the EEC have concluded Mr R. Rust Esq of Bedfordshire, MMOC Moderator and Haynes Daytrip Organiser cannot now legitimately use his previous "nom de plume" (herewith but not thereafter but previosly known as) "Roger Rust" - why? - because there is now a distinct lack of oxidized steel within the body of his reviously rusty MM aka Sophie.
In order not to fall foul of the NENDA, Brussells Bureaucrats have decreed that drivers names associated with vehicles can now be altered by adding the cars designers name minus the final syllable - ie "Issigonis" minus the final "is".
From this point forward, the EEC will now recognise the owner of MM Sophie as:
"Mr Roger Rust - Issigon" it sounds strangely appropriate
now where did I leave my medication.......Mother?...Mother...!?
In order not to fall foul of the NENDA, Brussells Bureaucrats have decreed that drivers names associated with vehicles can now be altered by adding the cars designers name minus the final syllable - ie "Issigonis" minus the final "is".
From this point forward, the EEC will now recognise the owner of MM Sophie as:
"Mr Roger Rust - Issigon" it sounds strangely appropriate
now where did I leave my medication.......Mother?...Mother...!?
