Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:02 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sorry had a hard day
Sorry had a hard day
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A thought for the day
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:32 pm
Blessed are they that run around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels.
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:17 pm
life's not too short, it's the longest thing you will ever do...
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:23 pm
Heard this on the radio today....
A Jumbo Jet "could" fly upside down if it were not for the fact that the wings would shear off if it tried to do so.....
A Jumbo Jet "could" fly upside down if it were not for the fact that the wings would shear off if it tried to do so.....
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:11 pm
bmcecosse wrote:I have a dream .........
I have a vision...
a television.
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:36 pm
I'm waiting until they've perfected them before I get one.
I have a vision...
a television.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:25 am
Futility is futile
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:00 pm
I'm not too heavy for my height, I'm too short for my weight.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:05 pm
Inside every skinny bloke there's a fat bloke trying to get out.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:45 pm
actually they wouldn't, but it wouldn't matter anyway as the wing wouldn't give enough lift if they tried.A Jumbo Jet "could" fly upside down if it were not for the fact that the wings would shear off if it tried to do so.....
Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:55 am
It is better to be late in this world than early in the next.
Rog
Rog
Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:39 pm
I'm not miserable. It's just the way my face hangs.
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:13 am
Entropy needs no maintenance.
And as Bodgerus Maximus (Ceasers chief chariot mechanic) used to say
"Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere "*
* If it ain't broke, don't fix it
And as Bodgerus Maximus (Ceasers chief chariot mechanic) used to say
"Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere "*
* If it ain't broke, don't fix it
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:15 am
better to be late than DEAD on time
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:01 pm
If your lips are moving - you're not learning.
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:28 pm
Is he on meds too????RogerRust wrote:You can lead a horse to water, but you have to force rhubarb.
Don't count your chickens while your eggs are all in one basket.
You've buttered your bread now you have to lie on it.
If a job's worth doing, it's worth getting someone else to do it.
Great thread for avoiding what I should be doing.....
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:02 pm
Get on with repairing your heater!!!!
Any country with Democratic in its name isn't.
Any country with Democratic in its name isn't.
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:25 pm
Better never than late.(think about it!)aupickup wrote:better to be late than DEAD on time
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:08 am
Pessimism is seen as a defeatist attitude.
I dissagree. Pessimism is a win-win attitude.
An outcome can go both ways.
As an optimist you are either proven right or dissapointed.
As a pessimist you are proven right or pleasantly suprised.
I dissagree. Pessimism is a win-win attitude.
An outcome can go both ways.
As an optimist you are either proven right or dissapointed.
As a pessimist you are proven right or pleasantly suprised.
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:07 pm
For an Optimist, the glass is half full.
For a Pessimist the glass is half empty.
For an engineer, the glass was the wrong size to start with......
For a Pessimist the glass is half empty.
For an engineer, the glass was the wrong size to start with......