Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:59 pm
There are three good things in life ----- The drink before, and the cigarette after.
Then I guess it will be dark! Q.E.DDan_Harris wrote: What if its 23:59 and not raining?
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:17 pm
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:20 pm
And what about that scary quote from Mr Einstein; "scientific truth only remains so until a greater truth is discovered". Oh dear- there goes all scientific reason in a puff of logic! 
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:55 pm
If you start out with more money than sense and you'll end up with less cents than sense.
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:01 pm
[with apologies to Alex 
:]
When being pulled out of a ditch, do not drive immediately back into the ditch.
:]When being pulled out of a ditch, do not drive immediately back into the ditch.
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:41 pm
I intend to live forever........so far so good
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:52 pm
2 wrongs dont make a right but 3 lefts do.
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:01 pm
If everyone bought a workshop manual we would not need this website.
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:12 pm
It's good to talkmike.perry wrote:If everyone bought a workshop manual we would not need this website.
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:48 pm
Halitosis is better than no breath at all.
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:55 pm
It's always darkest before dawn....
So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it!
So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it!
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:59 pm
are you dreaming your life, or living your dreams?
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:04 pm
All's well that ends.
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:57 am
Has the bottom dropped out of your world or the world dropped out of your bottom? 
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:06 am
Did you exchange... a walk-on part in the war... for a lead role in a cage?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:09 am
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:49 pm
One does not discover new lands without losing sight of the shore for a long time
- André Gide
- André Gide
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:50 pm
Soon chickens will rule the world, they will eat us all and travel off to a distant planet covered in strawberry ice cream
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:51 pm
Good meds, Dan?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:54 pm
I knew you would pick up on that one!!!