Morris Minor Owners Club

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:04 pm**

grahamt7 wrote:We may all be in the gutter baby, but some of us are looking up at the stars......

...as dear Oscar (almost) said, some years before his sentence of hard labour.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:04 pm**

It seems that half of these comments are below average.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:44 pm**

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger .. unless it bites your legs off, in which case it'll make you shorter.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:44 pm**

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:45 pm**

"All men dream: but not equally, Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." - TE Lawrence

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:46 pm**

You can only walk halfway into even the darkest forest before you begin to walk out the other side

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:51 pm**

There 3 different kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:19 am**

Never judge someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then when you judge them, you are a mile away...and you have their shoes.

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:14 pm**

Sidney'61 wrote:There 3 different kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't

That reminds me. there are actually 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:24 pm**

Drive carefully - it's not only cars that can be re-called by their maker...

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:21 pm**

It will either rain or get dark before tomorrow.

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:25 pm**

If at first you don't succeed - give up

Never plan ahead. By the time you get there it will all have changed and you will have wasted your time.

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:32 pm**

LINEARAUDIO wrote:It will either rain or get dark before tomorrow.

What if its 23:59 and not raining?

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:40 pm**

I used to think I was indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:41 pm**

I used to be conceited - but I'm perfect now!

Posted: **Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:39 pm**

Remember the value of shares can go down as well as plummet

Posted: **Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:39 pm**

Or to be a bit more positive -

you don't fail when you fall down, you fail when you don't get up

Posted: **Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:53 pm**

do not procrastinate

Posted: **Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:35 pm**

100,000 Lemmings can't be wrong.....

Posted: **Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:46 pm**

False hope is still hope.

Apologies for the depression

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