The awful joke thread

[rocco]

Bought the wife a Pug for Christmas.

Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her!

[panky]

I have a step ladder...................I never knew my real ladder

[cyrus]

Saw an advert in the paper the other day, they were looking for a salesman to sell playground equipment. In the end I didn't apply for it, I needed a steady income and suspected that it might be a bit swings and roundabouts.