Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:49 am
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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A thought for the day
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:24 pm
Screwdrivers screw, and wrenches wrench. Why don't hammers ham or spanners span? Or fingers fing for that matter?
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:26 pm
"Scientists believe that radiation from cell phones throws off bees' navigation system. You know, just like it does to drivers on the highway."
- Jay Leno
- Jay Leno
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:47 pm
The reason I get lost in thought is because it is, to me, rather unfamiliar territory.
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:40 am
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:51 pm
Luxobarge - where do you get all these from? 
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:18 pm
Hehe - drugs, or a twisted mind, not sure which came first. Or too much cellulose fumes....Sidney'61 wrote:Luxobarge - where do you get all these from?
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:25 pm
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:45 pm
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:32 pm
Spotted this near Queenstown<br>
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:37 pm
hmm, what a lovely way of diverting your attention from the road ahead... 
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:48 pm
That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains."
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:32 pm
I am a nobody.
Nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
Nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:17 pm
We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year...
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:38 am
So... so you think you can tell... heaven from hell.....
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:15 pm
Blue skies from grey?
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:47 pm
Can you tell a green field... From a cold steel rail.....
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:54 pm
Were gonna need a bigger boat!
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:57 pm
Heaven won't have me and Hell don't need me....!!
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:17 am
Hmmmmm must be in politicsPSL184 wrote:Heaven won't have me and Hell don't need me....!!