Morris Minor Owners Club

Posted: **Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:39 pm**

if you strangle a smurf what colour does it go?

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:15 am**

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:20 am**

Nostalgia.

It isn't what it used to be.....

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:46 pm**

Never deal with BT...............

Posted: **Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:32 am**

The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella.
But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.

Posted: **Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:21 pm**

One I heard on the telly yesterday morning:
It's not what you know or who you know. It's what you know about you know who.

Posted: **Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:21 pm**

Like this one!!!!!<br>

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Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:57 pm**

I started out with nothing, and still have most of it left....

Posted: **Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:15 pm**

Luxobarge wrote:I started out with nothing, and still have most of it left....

That's the name of Seasick Steve's album... if I didn't like him enough to buy the album for his music I would probably have bought it for the name! (how fickle...)

Posted: **Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:19 pm**

See the happy moron - he doesn't give a damn.
I wish I were a Moron - my God, perhaps I am!

Posted: **Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:56 am**

Some people might say that I am an Alien Moron

Posted: **Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:04 am**

Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.

Posted: **Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:05 am**

Last year my dad started walking a mile a day. He is now 365 miles away and we don't know where he is

Posted: **Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:34 pm**

You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...

Posted: **Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:07 pm**

im always in the dirt its just the depth that varies!!!! so smile and get on with it!!!!

Posted: **Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:53 pm**

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.........
Especailly Stevey!!

Posted: **Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:10 pm**

I'm not advertising, I am just informing other owners of the spares I have available.

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:48 am**

All bleeding stops eventually

A nurses black humour

John

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:47 pm**

Sometimes gambling is like a midget at a barbeque... the steaks are too high.

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:13 am**

If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.

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