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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:08 pm
by Luxobarge
Never eat more than you can lift.

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:08 am
by Luxobarge
It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:18 pm
by Kevin
For an engineer, the glass was the wrong size to start with......
:lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:40 am
by Luxobarge
Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:43 am
by Luxobarge
Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:43 am
by Luxobarge
Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:48 pm
by Sidney'61
My idea of cleaning is to sweep the room with a glance...

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:33 pm
by JuNK512G
If things don't change, they will stay the way they are & did you know it is impossible to listen with your mouth open ?

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:02 am
by Luxobarge
As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:33 pm
by Judge
A Morris Minor is for the year, not just Summer :wink:

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:34 pm
by Judge
JuNK512G wrote:If things don't change, they will stay the way they are
Oi!! that was my first one :roll: :wink: :lol:

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:43 pm
by mike.perry
If all else fails - read the instructions


I don't think anyone has done that one but its getting difficult to keep track

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:18 pm
by Kevin
The man (or woman) who never made a mistake never made anything.

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:13 pm
by JuNK512G
Judge wrote:
JuNK512G wrote:If things don't change, they will stay the way they are
Oi!! that was my first one :roll: :wink: :lol:
Sorry about that Bill, I can only refer you to Kevin's last one ! :oops: Charlie.

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:17 pm
by Judge
:lol:

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:01 pm
by luridhue
one from the World of Land Rovers....

If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks...well...it probably needed replacing anyways

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:53 pm
by Luxobarge
Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:13 pm
by Sidney'61
Luxobarge wrote:Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
:lol: :P :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:20 am
by Luxobarge
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:38 pm
by Sidney'61
A balanced diet is a cake in each hand