
Seriously though, on my 4 door saloon, I can't seem to identify a clonking sound definitely coming from behind me, virtually every time I have to go over a sleeping policeman (and he's getting pretty fed up of it too

The obvious cause was one of the many spares and tools carried in the boot rattling about but I've even taken everything out, including the spare wheel and the raised boot floor boards, and it still does it. For long enough after that, I was convinced it was the exhaust knocking against the bodywork as it arches over the rear axle, although there is no evidence whatsoever of any regular metal to metal contact. I've eliminated that however as, for as start, everything exhaust-wise is rock solid and I went for a very short run round the block with a folded towel jammed between the exhaust pipe and the bodywork so that the pipe could not move and even it it did there could be no chance of any metal to metal contact. Any ideas how to sneak the towel back into the bathroom with a plausible explanation why it is covered in oil and grease, would be appreciated.


This afternoon in between showers, I think I might be getting somewhere at last. I had been ruling out the rear bump stops, particularly as they were both replaced recently and of course any contact is between rubber and metal. The rear springs were also replaced about 5 years ago, as part of the deal when I bought the car. To see if the stops were reaching the bodywork, I fixed a small piece of card with a glob of grease to the top of each rubber and then put a bit more grease onto the bodywork, directly above the card. After maiming a few more slumbering constables (and hearing the usual clunk on most occasions) I returned home and looked underneath the car. Both pieces of card had transferred from the bump stops to the bodywork, so clearly the stops had been doing their job and had come into contact with body.
This leaves me with 2 questions:-
1) In a perfectly set up saloon with all new and correct suspension components, would it be quite common for the bump stops to engage with the bodywork when going over uneven road surfaces or speed inhibitors? (I confess to going over them rather quicker that I would normally.....purely for the purposes of the test - but by no means flying over them)
2) Whether bump stop engagement is usual or not, what sort of sound does it actually make? I still think the sound generated in my car is more of a 'clunk' than a 'thud'. A dull thud is what I would expect from a block of rubber hitting the underside of the bodywork.
Maybe I am expecting too much from 60 year old cart spring suspension....particularly on today's roads!! Any thoughts or suggestions what else it could possibly be would be much appreciated please. Thanks in advance.
Cheers,
Alan