Got to Victoria Park today. (Wee, go me - I parked right where the start of the free parking zone is)
Hebe was sounding better on the way in than she did last week before I replaced the Alternator, but she still didn't sound quite right... So...
I decided to pop the bonnet and gently pull the throttle.
Ah, the old trick of diagnosing something eh? ...Wrong.
While I certainly diagnosed the problem, I didn't fix it. One huge, godforsaken bang and I rush to the ignition to turn her off. On returning to the engine bay I find a lack of fanbelt where there should be one.
Fanbelt is lying, perfectly preserved (and in that lovely round fanbelt shape we all know) and not at all in the shreaded-I've-just-snapped way.
Nooo, oh no... that's all to simple isn't it? My immediate thoughts prior to finding said fanbelt in said condition were "oh, great... I can just go to Halfrauds and get a new one"
Ha! Wrong again!
So this leads me to searching for the real cause of the bang. I notice a rather large chunk of metal lying twisted on the ground about 4 feet from the engine bay. It has that horrible warm metal feel and so I know it's come from Hebe.
Yup folks... the pully on the bottom of the engine has broken in two. I guess the hairline fracture I spotted months ago has finally got the better of me.

AA Roadside Relay, anyone?!

I've got Pride in two weeks time, and have a hectic schedule at work. Can someone tell me why Minors just know when you don't need a breakdown?!:!
Grrr.com!
So, to the replacement. Firstly, I have a spare engine with a spare pully, and PyoorKate has a spare pully she's told me I can have (both are at her house so I need to get some kind of plan to get them and my spare engine to my house...) but as to the fitting... D'you all think I can get away with replacing it in situ? Obviously, the Radiator is going to have to come out (again) and I may go and replace the water pump while I'm at it (because I have one just sitting there waiting to be replaced) Would it be easier to pester someone to lend me an engine crane and a spare pair of hands, take the engine out, replace water pump and pully on the engine, replace that clutch (which is on it's final adjustment) and be done with it?
Oh, and can you suggest below a nice line of unoffensive, swear word substitutes for next time I break down in Bath and an old lady is going past with her little poodle... I think I shocked her with both the bang and my colourfull language!
Nikki.
P.S. Andrew, d'you think I could borrow your Engine crane and a big scary spanner? The biggest spanner I have is not (I think) going to be big enough to take this thing off...
P.P.S. Andrew, blame Guy - He told me you had a big one...