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What doughnuts does Bob Marley like best??
With jammin
With jammin
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This sort of thing reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjMbWtl49uY, where Wally is talking about how he foolishly made himself more attractive (About 15.30).
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Reminds me of a mate of mine who was married to a lady who never did any cleaning; the house was absolutely filthy. After some years, the bloke realised that he batted the other way and so his wife left and a young man moved in. The young chap was a fastidious cleaner and soon had the house spotless. No woman, no grime.
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Then there were the Yodeling World Championships where the competitors lined up to form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue-eue
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These jokes are getting worse
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Saudi Arabia don't show The Flintstones... but Abu Dhabi do....
Sorry
Sorry
Good home offered for custom splittie
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That's a good one
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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. (Almost Morris related)
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Stroll on.....firedrake1942 wrote:Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. (Almost Morris related)
Thatcher knocked THAT on the head!
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Further investigations uncovered it was an inside job!!
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Why do Norwegian warships have a bar code painted down the side?
Because they have to Scandinavian
Because they have to Scandinavian