caption competition

[moggiethouable]

We need a caption competition.
Starting with the latest magazines front cover.
"you left the starting handle where?"

[MarkyB]

"watch where you're going, you'll run over that person taking a picture"

[jfs52e]

"I thought YOU had put petrol in!"

[les]

Aidensfield, how far's that?

[margriff]

"..and here you can see it has the original airbags."

[LouiseM]

"You were only supposed to blow the b****y doors off. Not the roof as well!!"

or "Stop moaning about the lack of catering. I told you to pack a corned beef sandwich in case of an emergency but you wouldn't listen"

[alexandermclaren]

"You were only supposed to blow the b****y doors off. Not the roof as well!!"

or "Stop moaning about the lack of catering. I told you to pack a corned beef sandwich in case of an emergency but you wouldn't listen"

Brilliant,
fun is back in vogue
Keep it coming folks

[LouiseM]

"What do you mean you 'picked up' 2 front wings and a performance exhaust for a Minor in the hope that they will make this go faster?"

[brucek]

I'm more worried about the poor child who is sitting in the pushchair in the background!!!

[DaisyMayFozz]

I'm more worried about the poor child who is sitting in the pushchair in the background!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Good eyes!

[LouiseM]

Woman with pushchair - "I'm hoping they won't notice that I've smuggled the dog in"

or "She's scared of clowns"

[Biggles1957]

Do we have to tow this all the way home?

[crossst01]

"Yeah, it does that sometimes"
or
"nought to a hundred in one centenary"
or
"That does work; you just have to..."

[ASL642]

"Did you remember to pack the tent?"

[dalebrignall]

you put the tent pegs in the tent bag ,

[lambrettalad]

"I told you not to eat all those beans !"

[Boris64]

"Left a bit or you'll hit the date"

[margriff]

Seen as this thread has dried up a bit...How about captions for this pic

"Just keep going...I don't security have seen us."[frame][/frame]

[brucek]

Ed China, Paul Brackley and Mike Brewer select the next car to appear on Wheeler Dealers - one careful owner, small amount of bodywork required, self parking mechanism included