Why I Would Not Advertise In Europe

[Morris Mike]

I noticed this advert for a Morris Minor Taveller.
Although a slap on the back to the seller for trying to sell it to us Brits,I think he ought to have got it translated correctly.
This is why I would not advertise my car to the French or Germans if I did the translation myself,it just would not perhaps come across in a way they would like.

Morris Mike
P.S Seen any other funny one`s.?





This verry nice Morris Traveller is for sale in Belgium but still with English title.
The car was bought in England 4 years ago and brought to Belgium.
This Morris has a lot off hystorical papers such as bills and MOT back to the 80's.
The car is restaurated with as mutch as possible original details and it runs verry good.
No whorry's and direct plessure for this summer.
Contact me for further info.
The car will only be sold by cash and carry!!!!NO TRANSACTIONS ORE OTHER KIND OF THINGS ONLY PICK UP THE CAR AND PAY THE CAR CASH.
Kind regards and phone for more info.
Price: £5850 As stated
Advert Type: For Sale
Category: Classic Cars
Make: Morris
Model: minor traveller woody
Year: 1970
Country: Belgium
Town: antwerp
Telephone:
Status: Private
E-mail: Contact Advertiser via Email
Listing Date: 01-Apr-2013
Ref:

[drivewasher]

Well I can understand it. At least he's had a go. More than I would if situation reversed!

Better than the emails I get from my "Bank" not?

[MarkyB]

direct plessure for this summer

Sounds good, apart from a few misspellings and a rather high price I can't see a problem.
People who are native English speakers have done worse.

Even I had to correct a typo!

[drivewasher]

Apparently you only need the first and last letter in a word to read it the others can be in any order even a total mess!


It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe

[kennatt]

[les]

Ikstomntpsg ------

[lambrettalad]

botsin mtae