Are You an MMOC Member?

Post by **Chris Morley** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 6:17 pm

No new posts for a month!

Do any of our new members want to vote ? (see the 1st posting on page 1). The MMOC would appreciate everyone's input.

Post by **woo** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 5:45 pm

I've been a member of the MMOC for a decade.

When I was younger I Sympathised with old cars. Now I'm older I find that I Emphathise with them. Sometimes it's a toss up who needs more care and spares to keep going, the moggie or me!

Woo

Post by **Multiphonikks** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:57 pm

I'm quite empathic, but my Minor is phsyic.

She seems to know when my bank balance is too large and promptly demands monetary attention at precicely the wrong time...

Post by **Kevin** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:50 pm

She seems to know when my bank balance is too large

Hmm did not know such a thing existed

Having a couple of Daughters guarentees that its impossible to achieve savings

Post by **rayofleamington** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 4:20 pm

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She seems to know when my bank balance is too large

Hmm did not know such a thing existed

Well - you could try being single for prolonged periods instead of family life.
You also get to buy lots of car parts and tools (that you may or may not need) and stack them up in the dining room

You can use the kitchen to clean and reassemble car parts without looking over your shoulder to see if any catches you

And without someone else to spend your cash, you get to buy 911's as your own birthday present etc... (Hmm bad choice as 911's are just as much hassle)
You get to park lots of cars in the garden without any nagging

And you can spend as long as you want online without someone else sulking due to neglect ;-)

Post by **Kevin** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:00 pm

Blimey you place sounds like Car Paradise but if I tried any of those I have a feeling my life might be (cough cough) terminated and beside that I do get spoilt rotten and I am allowed to do all the decorating (............) the gardening (

) and of course household repairs (gasp) but I have yet to discover where the ironing board is hidden

and have no idea what on earth the Iron thingy that appears on it from time to time does

and I am allowed out to play sometimes

Post by **_h_____** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:06 pm

I am a member, but unfortunately dont really get the time to go to the local branch, cant back from work early enough! This board keeps me up todate with things.

Post by **newfiction** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 5:24 pm

I am in the owners club, and looking for a minor as we speak! cheers x

Post by **Symon** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 1:57 pm

Hello everyone

I've been a mamber for about three and a half hours.

Symon Fobbester.

Post by **rayofleamington** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:30 pm

Hey symon - welcome!

Post by **turbominor** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 9:36 pm

Having a couple of Daughters guarentees that its impossible to achieve savings

you could have wanded me

Well - you could try being single for prolonged periods instead of family life

what with all those femail moggie minors in the garden?

Post by **Kevin** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 10:21 pm

you could have warned me

Ah but that might have made you have sons instead and look what most of us on here are like

Post by **turbominor** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 9:24 am

what's the method for guaranteing son's then

Post by **rayofleamington** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 9:29 am

IVF and gender screening I think

Post by **Kevin** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 10:39 am

what's the method for guaranteing son's then

Cant offer a suggestion there Iain as like like youself I only have daughters, and all practical applications were tried out

Post by **Dizzi141** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:33 pm

Not sky diving or deep sea diving. Any activity in a pressurised atmosphere makes you more likely to have girls as does smoking. Apparently anyway.

Post by **Kevin** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:04 pm

Not sky diving or deep sea diving. Any activity in a pressurised atmosphe

But none of those apply so where did I go wrong

Post by **gluck** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 10:42 am

i'm not member because living in belgium

Post by **galaxie390** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 2:58 pm

HI,

I'm not a member of the MMOC, but am a member of the Irish MMOC.

Rich

Post by **Kevin** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:38 pm

I'm not a member of the MMOC, but am a member of the Irish MMOC.

That could explain a few things, but as you have quite a few members in the emerald Isle and plenty of cars tyres and bits should not really be a problem, and you often see N.O.S. items on Ebay that have be unearthed over there.

Morris Minor Owners Club

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