"Dad, if you wanted to make your Moggie as long-lasting as possible, couldn't you take everything off the body shell, strip the whole body shell down to bare metal in one go, including the doors and bootlid and bonnet and everything, respray all the bits completely inside and out, stuff all the interior crevices with (waxoyl) some kind of gunk, then put it it all back together again?"
"Probably son, but it would cost the earth..."
You know what's coming next... "How much, and why don't you just save up until you've got that much, and do it all at once?"
Over to you lot....!
