More than bad parking I think the dents usually come from people parking nicely then carelessly opening their doors too far...les wrote:That seems to be where most people practice parking, judging by the dents you pick up there!! Anyone trying this, let me know where!even if it just the supermarket car park reversing between the cars.
How many of you have dented your cars?
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Indeed, once I was wating in the car in a supermarket car park when a 4x4 pulled up next to our Citroen C5, the guy inside opened the door so hard in to the side of our car it rocked.More than bad parking I think the dents usually come from people parking nicely then carelessly opening their doors too far...
If that wasn't bad enough less than 2 mins later another 4x4 pulled up at the other side and did the exact same, this time a woman, its amazing how little consideration these people have for other folks cars.
I wouldn't suggest practicing parking in a place full of parked cars either, at least bashing your garage is only damaging your stuff rather than other people's cars, that could cause utter chaos!
The idea with the cones is a good one, depends on if the police turn up and ask why your are parking in a cone garage in a public car park and where the cones were "borrowed" from though!
The rozzers have it in for motorists now it seems.
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captain_70s wrote: Indeed, once I was wating in the car in a supermarket car park when a 4x4 pulled up next to our Citroen C5, the guy inside opened the door so hard in to the side of our car it rocked.
If that wasn't bad enough less than 2 mins later another 4x4 pulled up at the other side and did the exact same, this time a woman, its amazing how little consideration these people have for other folks cars.
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Tempting as it is to confront or retaliate you have to remember these are ignorant or socially challenged 'people' and anything you say would be wasted or result in pain. I would imagine that leaving a note and pushing 4 tyre valves down untill the hissing stops would be a suitable, jovial and spiritually uplifting response.the guy inside opened the door so hard in to the side of our car it rocked.
Older and more confused than I could ever imagine possible.
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Very true but so long as the pain is theirs, that's OK
. Some of these sub culture types can be very churlish and brave when they have numerical superiority or some kind of weapon.
That said, a customer, who was a traffic policeman said that some of the worst people to deal with are some of the "Professional/executive" types. I think he meant those who are used to others treating them with reverence because of their position and who seem to infer that they are somehow devine. One such man was stopped for quite a minor motoring offence (Just for a friendly warning) and he became aggressive and profane (His wife and children were in the car). After repeated warnings, he was arrested on a public order charge
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That said, a customer, who was a traffic policeman said that some of the worst people to deal with are some of the "Professional/executive" types. I think he meant those who are used to others treating them with reverence because of their position and who seem to infer that they are somehow devine. One such man was stopped for quite a minor motoring offence (Just for a friendly warning) and he became aggressive and profane (His wife and children were in the car). After repeated warnings, he was arrested on a public order charge
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20 odd years ago when I worked in a petrol station we used to call these the 'Barclaycard customers'. totally inappropriate now, but then cards were rarer and that one seemed to attract a particular type of lofty customer. Invariably the plastic was thrown accross the counter at you and the owner wouldn't give you the time of day.some of the worst people to deal with are some of the "Professional/executive" types
Access customers on the other hand.......much nicer. Where are they now?
It becomes very difficult not to stereotype drivers when you've been in that sort of job.
Older and more confused than I could ever imagine possible.
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I'd completely forgotten about that!rayofleamington wrote:Thinking about it... Last year Alex Holden managed to reverse into the doorframe of my garage
He didn't dent the wing though as he got it so far out, it bumped near the over-rider!
In fairness it had been a very long day.
More recently I've scratched the wing against a drain pipe.
No, that was Chris. Wibble drove her into a parking bollard. Then I got in and repositioned the car to show her how it was done... and drove into the exact same bollard!!And he'd had the cheek to micky-take WibblePuppy for reversing... into a ditch!


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Glad I'm not the only one to have a scrape!
Wing looks a lot better now, hubby brought home a panel beating mallet from work and it's now back in shape, just a bit bumpy. A coat of paint will work wonders, now it matches the lesser scrape on the other wing
The annoying thing is that one of the things which made us buy Geraldine was her immaculate paintwork, have done my best to ruin it ever since I've had her
Wing looks a lot better now, hubby brought home a panel beating mallet from work and it's now back in shape, just a bit bumpy. A coat of paint will work wonders, now it matches the lesser scrape on the other wing
The annoying thing is that one of the things which made us buy Geraldine was her immaculate paintwork, have done my best to ruin it ever since I've had her
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I have a ding in my front wing, and a scrape on the other side. It wasn't me, I think it was the older lady who owned it before me. This was in the 80's though, what with it being in the garage since then 
Just J-j-j-jiggle it a bit.
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When I rebuilt my Saloon I fitted new wings, within a year I'd been bumped by two cars of different colours without any notes being left. I'm glad she's now parked off road and under cover.
When I started driving I was forever bumping her. My dad's gatepost still has the paint marks to prove it.
When I started driving I was forever bumping her. My dad's gatepost still has the paint marks to prove it.
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A rear wing received a large crunch in a car park. No way the driver could have not known he'd hit my car. I was so shocked not to get a note. Call me naive [no please don't] but I'd always leave a note......old fashioned me....pfgiz wrote:When I rebuilt my Saloon I fitted new wings, within a year I'd been bumped by two cars of different colours without any notes being left. I'm glad she's now parked off road and under cover.
When I started driving I was forever bumping her. My dad's gatepost still has the paint marks to prove it.
I pulled over to let some cars pass [as you do], misjudged the distance of a small wall and crunched my front bumper. That horrible moment when you can't move for knowing you are doing more damage.
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My old golf's handbrake wasn't great and I did once find the car resting against the car behind. Thankfully there was no damage, but I was more careful about hill parking after that.
...And twice now, since moving the bikes and cars around the drive I've nudged the footpegs on the bike with the front numberplate of the DAF. It's 'cos I need to park within a few inches to get the car onto the drive with the bikes where they are, so I keep going and going...and going...and then...
Thankfully they've not fallen over yet.
...And twice now, since moving the bikes and cars around the drive I've nudged the footpegs on the bike with the front numberplate of the DAF. It's 'cos I need to park within a few inches to get the car onto the drive with the bikes where they are, so I keep going and going...and going...and then...
Thankfully they've not fallen over yet.
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Some years ago during my lunch hour I decided to pop out to the local petrol station to fill up and get some lunch. Filled up and then spent far too much time trying to decide what sandwich to get. After my leisurely browse I paid the cashier and went outside. Horrified - my car had gone
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Very strange but rather nice outcome - no damage to speak of to my car and the Insurance Company deemed it to be the other person's fault. Work that one out
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