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Sidney'61
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Post by Sidney'61 »

if you strangle a smurf what colour does it go?
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Post by luridhue »

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[sig]8974[/sig]It's not broken... it's British!
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Post by Luxobarge »

Nostalgia.

It isn't what it used to be.....
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
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Post by d_harris »

Never deal with BT...............

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Post by Luxobarge »

The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella.
But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
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Post by Peetee »

One I heard on the telly yesterday morning:
It's not what you know or who you know. It's what you know about you know who.
Older and more confused than I could ever imagine possible.
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Post by DAVIDMCCULLOUGH »

Like this one!!!!!<br>Image<br>


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I started out with nothing, and still have most of it left....
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
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Post by luridhue »

Luxobarge wrote:I started out with nothing, and still have most of it left....
That's the name of Seasick Steve's album... if I didn't like him enough to buy the album for his music I would probably have bought it for the name! (how fickle...) :P
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Post by Luxobarge »

See the happy moron - he doesn't give a damn.
I wish I were a Moron - my God, perhaps I am!
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
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Post by alainmoran »

Some people might say that I am an Alien Moron
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Post by Luxobarge »

Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
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Post by NZJLY »

Last year my dad started walking a mile a day. He is now 365 miles away and we don't know where he is :)
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Post by Luxobarge »

You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
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Post by stevey »

im always in the dirt its just the depth that varies!!!! so smile and get on with it!!!!

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Post by DAVIDMCCULLOUGH »

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.........
Especailly Stevey!!


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I'm not advertising, I am just informing other owners of the spares I have available.
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Post by NZJLY »

All bleeding stops eventually :D :D :D :o :roll: :roll:

A nurses black humour :)

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Post by Sidney'61 »

Sometimes gambling is like a midget at a barbeque... the steaks are too high.
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Post by Luxobarge »

If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
Some people are like slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you throw them downstairs.
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