A thought for the day

Post by **emmerson** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:59 pm

There are three good things in life ----- The drink before, and the cigarette after.

linearaudio · Post by **linearaudio** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:17 pm

Dan_Harris wrote: What if its 23:59 and not raining?

Then I guess it will be dark! Q.E.D

linearaudio · Post by **linearaudio** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:20 pm

And what about that scary quote from Mr Einstein; "scientific truth only remains so until a greater truth is discovered". Oh dear- there goes all scientific reason in a puff of logic!

Post by **Peetee** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:55 pm

If you start out with more money than sense and you'll end up with less cents than sense.

Post by **wibble_puppy** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:01 pm

[with apologies to Alex

:]

When being pulled out of a ditch, do not drive immediately back into the ditch.

Post by **nigelr2000** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:41 pm

I intend to live forever........so far so good

Post by **rayofleamington** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:52 pm

2 wrongs dont make a right but 3 lefts do.

Post by **mike.perry** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:01 pm

If everyone bought a workshop manual we would not need this website.

Post by **Judge** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:12 pm

mike.perry wrote:If everyone bought a workshop manual we would not need this website.

It's good to talk

Post by **simmitc** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:48 pm

Halitosis is better than no breath at all.

Post by **Luxobarge** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:55 pm

It's always darkest before dawn....

So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it!

Post by **polo2k** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:59 pm

are you dreaming your life, or living your dreams?

Post by **bigginger** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:04 pm

All's well that ends.

Post by **mike.perry** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:57 am

Has the bottom dropped out of your world or the world dropped out of your bottom?

Post by **Luxobarge** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:06 am

Did you exchange... a walk-on part in the war... for a lead role in a cage?

Post by **Luxobarge** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:09 am

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Post by **wibble_puppy** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:49 pm

One does not discover new lands without losing sight of the shore for a long time

- André Gide

Post by **d_harris** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:50 pm

Soon chickens will rule the world, they will eat us all and travel off to a distant planet covered in strawberry ice cream

Post by **wibble_puppy** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:51 pm

Good meds, Dan?

Post by **d_harris** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:54 pm

I knew you would pick up on that one!!!