two dates from Minor Matters

Post by **RogerRust** » Sun May 11, 2008 7:34 pm

MMOC members might like to apply for,

Tickets for the mini plant tour £5 see page 8 of Minor Matters

I've applied fpr 11.00 am or 1.00 pm

AND
The Morris Minor Birthday party at Gaydon see page 9

Be there or be square!

Roger

Post by **ASL642** » Sun May 11, 2008 10:09 pm

I'll be there - can anyone tell me how to do a risk assessment on a Regalia Table full of gearknobs and fleeces?!!

As far as tickets for the Mini Plant tours are concerned get em quick before they're gone folks!!

Post by **paulk** » Sun May 11, 2008 10:27 pm

Risk assesments are easy.

Low Risk- Fleeces
Even Numptys can't beat them self to death with a fleece.

Medium Risk- Gearknobs
Potential for customers to drop item on foot when told how much it is.
Suggest all customers within 50ft issued with Hard hats and safety
boots

High Risk- Lapel Badges
Apart from the obvious stabbing risk of a 10mm long pin they are also small, brightly coloured and easily swallowed. Chrome plated ones are no doubt carcenogenic and I'd imagine the enamel has a half life of millenia.
Only option is for staff selling these little Death traps to wear full Bio hazard suits and potential customers must first sign a disclaimer before they can even look at them.

And don't even ask about windscreen stickers

Post by **Peetee** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:31 am

Don't forget the zips on fleeces. Highly injurous during 'towel flick' manouevers.

Post by **wibble_puppy** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:06 am

ha ha - i still have the scars on two knuckles from a playful tussle aged 12 when the zip of the opponent's jacket ripped through my vicelike grip

wibble aka "Scarknuckles"

Post by **ASL642** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:28 am

Well that certainly has given me some ideas!! thanks folks
and I dread to think what you could do with a book!!

Post by **rayofleamington** » Mon May 12, 2008 2:09 pm

I dread to think what you could do with a book!!

Somebody stand on them to get a better view! And as you well know, the working at heights regulations require hand rails to be securely fitted etc...

Post by **ASL642** » Mon May 12, 2008 2:23 pm

Oh great! a Regalia table with handrails !! Really attractive!

Post by **LouiseM** » Mon May 12, 2008 2:35 pm

The handrails would be useful for hanging the club tea towels from

Post by **ASL642** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:54 pm

Adds tea towels to "list of things to take" and string for use having cut zips out of fleeces.

Post by **Judge** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:54 am

RogerRust wrote:Be there or be square!

Roger

Sorry, it looks like I'll be square

Morris Minor Owners Club

two dates from Minor Matters

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